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57 comments:
wassupp g u kool
im gunna tell ya a joke
a teacher told a boy to do his homework for the 1st time
he finally done his homework and then made it into a a paper aeroplane
the teacher asked wheres your homework he said i made it into a paper aeroplane and it got hijacked la la poo poo lol bye
Question:
Why did the teacher go to bed with a ruler?
Answer:
Because he wanted to see how long he could sleep!
every monday mein boxing karan jaava gi
tere abai nu naal le jaava gi
uuss kii maar maar maar ke me owna
I sat next to someone on a bus, this guy had a really long nose.He kept sniffling so i told him to wipe his nose he said you do it you're closer!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no Body to go with
fahad is a silly billy.
hahahhahahaha!
i win
tip top aroo
why did tigger look in the toilet
because he was looking for pooh
Q: What do you get if you cross a penguin with an alligator?
A: I don't know, but don't try to fix it's bow tie.
Yes, It is quite bad.
what are dinosaurs favourite days
tuesdays and fridays
lol la la poo poo
what kinda dancing do u do on a trampoline??
hip-hop
there are 830,000 Canadian moose
ur so funny i forgot to laugh
no thats just how u r aisal
*faisal
Why did the man freeze his money?
Because he wanted cold hard cash
What did the girl do when she drank 8 sodas?
She burped 7up
ummmmmm thinkin of a joke..
why did the man with only one hand cross the road??
to get to the 2nd hand shop lol get it???
one day there was this man driving down the m6 and a three legged chicken ran past so he followed it but it out ran him and he lost it. the next day on the same road it ran past again but he had bought a scoda (the chicken isnt that fast)
and he followed it into a farm and and saw 3 people standing there a farmer a boy and a woman . the man gets out of his car and says
"is this your chicken" and the man replies
"yes we breed it specially because it has 3 legs and i like a leg and my son likes a leg and my wife likes a leg"
"what does i taste like says the driver"
"dunno never caught one"he says
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
When is a baby good at basketball?
When it dribbles
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby b'day to you!!!
lol
sos i meant fahad when i sed faisal
once upon a time not long ago mi used 2 watch elletubbies and my 2 av characters where lala and po
There are two sausages in a pan,
one sausage goes
"Wow its hot in here"
and the other one goes
"AHHH, A talking sausage!"
What is a cheer leaders faviourte food?
Cheerios
hasib that one is rubbish.... gosh!
1. A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!
2. Where do penguins go to dance?
Snow Ball!
3. How do penguins flip pancakes?
With their flippers!
4. Why are penguins good at racing?
Because they are always in the
pole-position
Why cant a bicycle stand up?
Because its two tired
Do you want any scary stories cos i could tell click click slide...???
Haha membahh on the residential
when we were telling scary stories?
pretty darn good jokes here peps
1. A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!
2. Where do penguins go to dance?
Snow Ball!
3. How do penguins flip pancakes?
With their flippers!
4. Why are penguins good at racing?
Because they are always in the
pole-position
knock knock.
whos there?
doctor
doctor who.
du du dum du du dum oo wee ooo
awryt then lydia you are really funny your teet are shaped like a bunny lol not rreally
The owl and the pussycat went to sea,
but the end of our story's quite sad.
The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
`cos her gameboy was driving him mad.
1. A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!
2. Where do penguins go to dance?
Snow Ball!
3. How do penguins flip pancakes?
With their flippers!
4. Why are penguins good at racing?
Because they are always in the
pole-position
A plane crashes on a deserted island...
Where do you bury the survivors...
Nort/south/east or west??
You dont bury survivors!! :D
Question:
Why was the Astronaut not hungry?
Answer:
Because he just had a big launch/lunch!!!
get it??!!
What is black white and red all over?
A zebra with a rash
what??
teeth*
ive ot a good joke
Membah pat on eastenders
"Help me"
okaiiiii u obviously dnt no my fwiend called ruban
will u remeba me in 5 yrs
will u rememba me in 10
knock knock
whos there
i thought you would know me
lol dumb ppl
knock knock
whos there
help me im dying
i dont think i have heard this one before
no i wont flippin help u u old cow
Why didnt anyone want to sleep with daddy dinasour?
Because he is a Brono-Snoreus-Rex
830,524 ACCUALLY JOSH
moose rule
What do elfs learn at school?
The elf-abet
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Theres no need to cry its only a joke!
get it Boo Who= Boohoo
nice pic on ur pc liam!
why did the computer go to the doctors???
Because it had a virus
looool
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
there was this guy. He lived in a cottage in a town called goonhaiden. He was very funny any way one he met this guy....(a serial killer)
Im scared. neway. this guy became very good friends. The were such good friends that they bought a house and lived in it with there wives. Their house was in wales, naah it was in scotland actually, in heinland. nice pace, such a shame that bad things happened there. See there was this little girl who comes back and haunts them she was a small purple girl. the end
to get to the 2nd hand shop lol get it???
07 May 2008 06:38
george said...
one day there was this man driving down the m6 and a three legged chicken ran past so he followed it but it out ran him and he lost it. the next day on the same road it ran past again but he had bought a scoda (the chicken isnt that fast)
and he followed it into a farm and and saw 3 people standing there a farmer a boy and a woman . the man gets out of his car and says
"is this your chicken" and the man replies
"yes we breed it specially because it has 3 legs and i like a leg and my son likes a leg and my wife likes a leg"
"what does i taste like says the driver"
"dunno never caught one"he says
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
07 May 2008 06:38
Jahed said...
When is a baby good at basketball?
When it dribbles
07 May 2008 06:39
Hasib said...
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby b'day to you!!!
lol
07 May 2008 06:39
lydia said...
sos i meant fahad when i sed faisal
07 May 2008 06:39
fahad said...
once upon a time not long ago mi used 2 watch elletubbies and my 2 av characters where lala and po
07 May 2008 06:40
Demi said...
There are two sausages in a pan,
one sausage goes
"Wow its hot in here"
and the other one goes
"AHHH, A talking sausage!"
07 May 2008 06:40
Jahed said...
What is a cheer leaders faviourte food?
Cheerios
07 May 2008 06:40
lydia said...
hasib that one is rubbish.... gosh!
07 May 2008 06:40
Paul said...
1. A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!
2. Where do penguins go to dance?
Snow Ball!
3. How do penguins flip pancakes?
With their flippers!
4. Why are penguins good at racing?
Because they are always in the
pole-position
07 May 2008 06:41
Jahed said...
Why cant a bicycle stand up?
Because its two tired
07 May 2008 06:41
Demi said...
Do you want any scary stories cos i could tell click click slide...???
Haha membahh on the residential
when we were telling scary stories?
07 May 2008 06:42
lydia said...
pretty darn good jokes here peps
07 May 2008 06:42
Paul said...
1. A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!
2. Where do penguins go to dance?
Snow Ball!
3. How do penguins flip pancakes?
With their flippers!
4. Why are penguins good at racing?
Because they are always in the
pole-position
07 May 2008 06:42
daniel said...
knock knock.
whos there?
doctor
doctor who.
du du dum du du dum oo wee ooo
07 May 2008 06:42
fahad said...
awryt then lydia you are really funny your teet are shaped like a bunny lol not rreally
07 May 2008 06:42
Hasib said...
The owl and the pussycat went to sea,
but the end of our story's quite sad.
The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
`cos her gameboy was driving him mad.
07 May 2008 06:43
Paul said...
1. A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!
2. Where do penguins go to dance?
Snow Ball!
3. How do penguins flip pancakes?
With their flippers!
4. Why are penguins good at racing?
Because they are always in the
pole-position
07 May 2008 06:43
Demi said...
A plane crashes on a deserted island...
Where do you bury the survivors...
Nort/south/east or west??
You dont bury survivors!! :D
07 May 2008 06:43
Olivia said...
Question:
Why was the Astronaut not hungry?
Answer:
Because he just had a big launch/lunch!!!
Why did tigger look inside the toilet?
Because he was looking for pooh
want to hear a joke ? there was once a man in a airport in italy he lost his sense of direction his suitcase and his luggage and his passport!!! kinda reminds me of someone !!!
eat burgers
want to hear a joke ? there was once a man in a airport in italy he lost his sense of direction his suitcase and his luggage and his passport!!! kinda reminds me of someone !!!
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Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Make Me Laugh?
Can you leave some jokes here to make me and Tobias laugh lots?
52 comments:
fahad said...
wassupp g u kool
im gunna tell ya a joke
a teacher told a boy to do his homework for the 1st time
he finally done his homework and then made it into a a paper aeroplane
the teacher asked wheres your homework he said i made it into a paper aeroplane and it got hijacked la la poo poo lol bye
07 May 2008 06:23
Olivia said...
Question:
Why did the teacher go to bed with a ruler?
Answer:
Because he wanted to see how long he could sleep!
07 May 2008 06:24
fahad said...
every monday mein boxing karan jaava gi
tere abai nu naal le jaava gi
uuss kii maar maar maar ke me owna
07 May 2008 06:28
Sufyan said...
I sat next to someone on a bus, this guy had a really long nose.He kept sniffling so i told him to wipe his nose he said you do it you're closer!
07 May 2008 06:28
Jahed said...
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no Body to go with
07 May 2008 06:32
duncan said...
fahad is a silly billy.
hahahhahahaha!
i win
tip top aroo
07 May 2008 06:32
faisal said...
why did tigger look in the toilet
because he was looking for pooh
07 May 2008 06:32
Liam said...
Q: What do you get if you cross a penguin with an alligator?
A: I don't know, but don't try to fix it's bow tie.
Yes, It is quite bad.
07 May 2008 06:33
fahad said...
what are dinosaurs favourite days
tuesdays and fridays
lol la la poo poo
07 May 2008 06:33
naeem said...
what kinda dancing do u do on a trampoline??
hip-hop
07 May 2008 06:34
josh said...
there are 830,000 Canadian moose
07 May 2008 06:34
fahad said...
ur so funny i forgot to laugh
07 May 2008 06:34
lydia said...
no thats just how u r aisal
07 May 2008 06:35
lydia said...
*faisal
07 May 2008 06:35
Jahed said...
Why did the man freeze his money?
Because he wanted cold hard cash
07 May 2008 06:36
Jahed said...
What did the girl do when she drank 8 sodas?
She burped 7up
07 May 2008 06:38
lydia said...
ummmmmm thinkin of a joke..
why did the man with only one hand cross the road??
two days ago there was this man driving down the m88 and a four legged chicken ran past so he followed it but it out ran him and he lost it. the next day on the same road it ran past again but he had bought a scoda (the chicken isnt that fast)
and he followed it into a farm and and saw 3 people standing there a farmer a boy and a woman . the man gets out of his car and says
"is this your chicken" and the man replies
"yes we breed it specially because it has 3 legs and i like a leg and my son likes a leg and my wife likes a leg"
"what does i taste like says the driver"
"dunno never caught one"he says
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